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Unfriend

by Throwing Toasters

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When the frustrations of Facebook get to be too much, there's only one option left! UNFRIEND! Throwing Toasters checks in with a rocking, rallying cry in support of clicking that unfriend button!

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Unfriend (The Facebook Song)
Words & Music by Grant Baciocco

You went out,
He didn’t call,
Now you feel the need
To tell one and all

There’s a new guy,
Next day he’s gone
And everyone must know
Exactly what went wrong

You’re in love,
Now you’re not
You post about it
Without giving it a thought

It’s your love life recapped in status updates
It was fine at first but now it just grates

So that’s it, that’s all it took
This is where the whole thing comes to an end
Starting now you’ve just become my very latest
Facebook Unfriend

You got a kid
You think he’s cute
I think that he looks like
The underside of a boot

You post his picture
Sixteen times a day
And I’m wishing that his face
Would just go away

He’s on the potty
He’s in a box
I dread the videos you’ll post
When he finally talks

Him naked on a changing table
Was just more than I was finally able to bear

So that’s it, that’s all it took
This is where the whole thing comes to an end
Starting now you’ve just become my very latest
Facebook Unfriend

BRIDGE
Sure I could just hit the button
And hide all these posts in my feed
But that’s the easy way our
I’m man enough to do the deed

You’re playing Farmville,
You need a plow.
This fact concerns me
Exactly how?

I try but I just cant
Read through another one of your political rants
Or a post about your medical drama
Or the proper use of the oxford comma
I try my best to stay calm
But it makes no difference even though, you’re my mom.

So that’s it, that’s all it took
This is where the whole thing comes to an end
Starting now you’ve just become my very latest
Facebook Unfriend

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released April 1, 2015
Words & Music by Grant Baciocco
Track & Instrumentation produced by Steve Goodie

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Throwing Toasters Burbank, California

Comedy rock band, Throwing Toasters combines the hilarious songwriting of Tenacious D with the onstage energy of Barenaked Ladies. Only difference is that all their songs are clean there is only one band member. The rest of the members of seem to be figments of Grant’s imagination. This doesn't deter this one man Comedy Rock show from being a side splittingly funny and high energy affair. ... more

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